Thursday, March 20, 2008

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

۩ Orkut Gang Bros™: orkutFeeds.com - Check Your Scraps Without Logging into Orkut

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20 Things that an average person does'nt know about windows xp

1. It boasts how long it can stay up. Go to the Command Prompt in the Accessories menu from the All Programs start button option, and then type ’systeminfo’. The computer will produce a lot of useful info, including the uptime. If you want to keep these, type ’systeminfo > info.txt’. This creates a file called info.txt you can look at later with Notepad. (Professional Edition only).

2. You can delete files immediately, without having them move to the Recycle Bin first. Go to the Start menu, select Run… and type ‘gpedit.msc’; then select User Configuration, Administrative Templates, Windows Components, Windows Explorer and find the Do not move deleted files to the Recycle Bin setting. Set it. Poking around in gpedit will reveal a great many interface and system options, but take care — some may stop your computer behaving as you wish. (Professional Edition only).

3. You can lock your XP workstation with two clicks of the mouse. Create a new shortcut on your desktop using a right mouse click, and enter ‘rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation’ in the location field. Give the shortcut a name you like. That’s it — just double click on it and your computer will be locked. And if that’s not easy enough, Windows key + L will do the same.

4. XP hides some system software you might want to remove, such as Windows Messenger, but you can make it show everything. Using Notepad or Edit, edit the text file /windows/inf/sysoc.inf, search for the word ‘hide’ and remove it. You can then go to the Add or Remove Programs in the Control Panel, select Add/Remove Windows Components and there will be the software and you can now uninstall it.

5. For those skilled in the art of DOS batch files, XP has a number of interesting new commands. These include ‘eventcreate’ and ‘eventtriggers’ for creating and watching system events, ‘typeperf’ for monitoring performance of various subsystems, and ’schtasks’ for handling scheduled tasks. As usual, typing the command name followed by /? will give a list of options.

6. XP has IP version 6 support — the next generation of IP. Unfortunately this is more than your ISP has, so you can only experiment with this on your LAN. Type ‘ipv6 install’ into Run… (it’s OK, it won’t ruin your existing network setup) and then ‘ipv6 /?’ at the command line to find out more. If you don’t know what IPv6 is, don’t worry.

7. You can at last get rid of tasks on the computer from the command line by using ‘taskkill /pid’ and the task number, or just ‘tskill’ and the process number. Find that out by typing ‘tasklist’, which will also tell you a lot about what’s going on in your system.

8. XP will treat Zip files like folders, which is nice if you’ve got a fast machine. On slower machines, you can make XP leave zip files alone by typing ‘regsvr32 /u zipfldr.dll’ at the command line. If you change your mind later, you can change things back by typing ‘regsvr32 zipfldr.dll’.

9. XP has ClearType — Microsoft’s anti-aliasing font display technology — but doesn’t have it enabled by default. It’s well worth trying, especially if you were there for DOS and all those years of staring at a screen have given you the eyes of an astigmatic bat. To enable ClearType, right click on the desktop, select Properties, Appearance, Effects, select ClearType from the second drop-down menu and enable the selection. Expect best results on laptop displays. If you want to use ClearType on the Welcome login screen as well, set the registry entry HKEY_USERS/.DEFAULT/Control Panel/Desktop/FontSmoothingType to 2.

10. You can use Remote Assistance to help a friend who’s using network address translation (NAT) on a home network, but not automatically. Get your pal to email you a Remote Assistance invitation and edit the file. Under the RCTICKET attribute will be a NAT IP address, like 192.168.1.10. Replace this with your friend’s real IP address — they can find this out by going to www.whatismyip.com — and get them to make sure that they’ve got port 3389 open on their firewall and forwarded to the errant computer.

11. You can run a program as a different user without logging out and back in again. Right click the icon, select Run As… and enter the user name and password you want to use. This only applies for that run. The trick is particularly useful if you need to have administrative permissions to install a program, which many require. Note that you can have some fun by running programs multiple times on the same system as different users, but this can have unforeseen effects.

12. Windows XP can be very insistent about you checking for auto updates, registering a Passport, using Windows Messenger and so on. After a while, the nagging goes away, but if you feel you might go insane before that point, run Regedit, go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Software/Microsoft/Windows/Current Version/Explorer/Advanced and create a DWORD value called EnableBalloonTips with a value of 0.

13. You can start up without needing to enter a user name or password. Select Run… from the start menu and type ‘control userpasswords2′, which will open the user accounts application. On the Users tab, clear the box for Users Must Enter A User Name And Password To Use This Computer, and click on OK. An Automatically Log On dialog box will appear; enter the user name and password for the account you want to use.

14. Internet Explorer 6 will automatically delete temporary files, but only if you tell it to. Start the browser, select Tools / Internet Options… and Advanced, go down to the Security area and check the box to Empty Temporary Internet Files folder when browser is closed.

15. XP comes with a free Network Activity Light, just in case you can’t see the LEDs twinkle on your network card. Right click on My Network Places on the desktop, then select Properties. Right click on the description for your LAN or dial-up connection, select Properties, then check the Show icon in notification area when connected box. You’ll now see a tiny network icon on the right of your task bar that glimmers nicely during network traffic.

16. The Start Menu can be leisurely when it decides to appear, but you can speed things along by changing the registry entry HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Control Panel/Desktop/MenuShowDelay from the default 400 to something a little snappier. Like 0.

17. You can rename loads of files at once in Windows Explorer. Highlight a set of files in a window, then right click on one and rename it. All the other files will be renamed to that name, with individual numbers in brackets to distinguish them. Also, in a folder you can arrange icons in alphabetised groups by View, Arrange Icon By… Show In Groups.

18. Windows Media Player will display the cover art for albums as it plays the tracks — if it found the picture on the Internet when you copied the tracks from the CD. If it didn’t, or if you have lots of pre-WMP music files, you can put your own copy of the cover art in the same directory as the tracks. Just call it folder.jpg and Windows Media Player will pick it up and display it.

19. Windows key + Break brings up the System Properties dialogue box; Windows key + D brings up the desktop; Windows key + Tab moves through the taskbar buttons.

20. Windows XP secretly KNOWS that the average user has no idea what they are doing. Therefore, it doesn’t let you do really stupid things like deleting the windows directory (at least not without spending several hours convincing it that you REALLY want to do this). Oh yeah, and internet explorer kinda sucks, get Firefox

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

۩ GANG BROS™: What Is Perfact For You?

۩ GANG BROS™: What Is Perfact For You?

25 Intresting Facts

25 Intresting Facts



1. A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving.

2. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land.

3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.

4. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch.

5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.

6. All polar bears are left-handed.

7. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world.

8. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.

9. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.

10. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's.

11. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk.

12. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

13. Americans drink over a billion pounds of coffee every year and around five million bottles of soda.

14. After they are roasted, and when the coffee beans begin to cool, they release about 700 chemical substances that make up the vaporizing aromas.

15. Americans, on average, eat 18 acres of pizza in one day.

16. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

17. An elephant's trunk contains more than 50,000 muscles.

18. An eyelash lives about 5 months.

19. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.

20. According to Hammurabi's Code, the penalty for medical malpractice was to cut off the doctor's hands.

21. An Octopus has 3 hearts!

22. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

23. A whale's penis is called a dork.

24. An ear of corn always has an even number of rows because of the genetic formula which divides the cells.

25. Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit: a total of 11 billion a year.

Tougne Twisters

Tougne Twisters

Twister Shorties: (say them a few times). Some are common, some are raunchy, some are poems..

Greek grapes.


1. Red lorry, yellow lorry.

2. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

3. Unique New York.

4. Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

5. Freshly-fried flying fish.

6. The epitome of femininity.

7. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

8. She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home.

9. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.



Common Twisters:


1. She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

2. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Tongue Twister Poems:

1. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

2. Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter - Better than her bitter butter - And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

3. Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

4. A tree-toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree-toad, But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree-toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree-toad trod. But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; He couldn't please her whim. From her tree-toad bower, With her three-toad power, The she-toad vetoed him.


Raunchy Twisters:

1. I'm not a smart feller, I'm a smart feller's son And I'll keep felling smarts 'Till the smart feller comes.

2. I'm not a fog ducker, I'm a fog ducker's son And I'll keep ducking fogs 'Till the fog ducker comes.

3. I am not the fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son. And I'll keep plucking figs 'Till the fig plucker comes. or

4. I’m not a pheasant plucker I’m a pheasant plucker’s son, and Ill sit here plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes

5. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit; and on the slitted sheet I sit

۩ GANG BROS™: Fastest Hand Record

۩ GANG BROS™: Fastest Hand Record

Intresting Facts of Gang

Intresting Facts

Saturday mail delivery, in Canada, was eliminated, by Canada Post, on February 1, 1969!

In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car; for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane; as a precaution!

Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache, on a standard playing card!

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

There is one slot machine, in Las Vegas, for every eight inhabitants!

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion, in Renaissance Florence, to shave them off!

Every day, 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces, after eating!

Tourists, visiting Iceland, should know that tipping, at a restaurant, is considered an insult!

One car out of every 230 made was stolen, last year!

The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!

Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money; in Siberia!

The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men, with their hands on each other’s shoulders!

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!

A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas, when idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!

The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!

A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun’s surface!

A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!

It is estimated that 4 million “junk” telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine, were made, every day, in the United States!

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!

Almost half the newspapers, in the world, are published in the United States and Canada!

Intresting Facts

Intresting Facts


The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long.
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
Slugs have four noses.
Sharks can live up to 100 years .
Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
Kangaroos can't walk backwards.
About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday.
The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887.
The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency .
Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.
There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.
It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002 .
Octopus have three hearts.
If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange.
The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old.
The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.
Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs.
Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.
Most cats are left pawed.
250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.
You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!.
Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.
An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce.
Bone is five times stronger than steel.

What Is Your D.O.B?


What Is Your D.O.B?

Is your birthday day 1 of the month?Your LifeYou are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to bemore patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful inlife.Your LoveYou believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chanceto be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your ____ex-pression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.Is your birthday day 2 of the month?Your LifeYou have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This mighthappens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a slight chance for self-control problem.Your LoveYour love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.Is your birthday day 3 of the month?Your LifeAlthough you are innocent and romantic but your ____ex-pression often mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your doublepersonality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient.Your LoveYour love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidencemight lead you to the track your parents disagree.Is your birthday day 4 of the month?Your Life You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But youoften are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly.Your LoveStill water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise others withyour new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprisesIs your birthday day 5 of the month?Your LifeAlthough you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes.Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so.Your LoveNothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are inlove, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.Is your birthday day 6 of the month? Your LifeYou are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that peoplefind you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique. Your LoveYour love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship.Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happinessto your couple.Is your birthday day 7 of the month? Your Life You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardlyexpressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you arerather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force behind your extreme persistence.Your LoveYou have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship oftenprogress quicklyIs your birthday day 8 of the month?Your LifeYou have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started,which sometimes create negative impact to people around you.Your LoveFalling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. You fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one.Although your love progresses very fast, it never lastsIs your birthday day 9 of the month?Your LifeYou often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don't know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don't really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get achance to learn about your pleasant personality.Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow.Your LoveYou won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy overand over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with children.Is your birthday day 10 of the month? Your LifeYou are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be arenowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in implementing your imagination and share it withothers. You are always well dressed.Your Love You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows yourrelationship.------------Is your birthday day 11 of the month?Your LifeYou are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person.Your LoveYou are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to hand around the one you loveIs your birthday day 12 of the month?Your LifeYou are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and donot care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper.Your LoveYou are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, onceyou are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and out of love quicklyIs your birthday day 13 of the month? Your LifeYou are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficultpath. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around although you are sometimes too str ightforward.Your LoveYour gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person.Eventhough you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are, especially in the eyes of opposite sexIs your birthday day 14 of the month?Your LifeYou are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you. If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in thewinning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination isunique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across.Your LoveYou will not get soft with the one you don't really like, no matter how hard he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there's no getting back.------------Is your birthday day 15 of the month?Your LifeYou are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From theoutside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let yourtemper shows.Your LoveYou are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship.-Is your birthday day 16 of the month?Your LifeYou always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart.Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to makeyour dream comes true.Your LoveYou often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sightis not your styleIs your birthday day 17 of the month?Your LifeYou neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with others'life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way thatoccasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childishand not very attractive in that sense.Your LoveYour fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great.Youoften find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to chooseonly oneIs your birthday day 18 of the month?Your LifeAt first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to bearound. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find you hard to be around.Your LoveYou hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much you like him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sinceritymakes you very attractiveIs your birthday day 19 of the month?Your LifeYou are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrongpath. You are a free bird and want to lead yourown life. Your LoveYou love life is rather different from others'. When you are in love, nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon afterthat, you will make up in a way that surprises others.Is your birthday day 20 of the month? Your LifeYou are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make any move, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while. You arepatient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than anything else.Your Love You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You neverdemand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sinceritydoesn't bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grown relationshipIs your birthday day 21 of the month?Your LifeYou are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that itseem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreementunder your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours.Your LoveYou are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don't like whileyour dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally underturbulence. Sometimes you don't have the clear view of the guy in your heartIs your birthday day 22 of the month?Your LifeYou have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to youfor your capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn.You should listen more to others. You are a unique and charming individual.Your LoveYou hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whomyou call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you won'tlet them get away without having hard time.Is your birthday day 23 of the month? Your LifeYou never live your life in the way others want you to. You are anindependent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready toface with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends count on.Your LoveBecause you love excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbiddenlove affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might not realize it.Is your birthday day 24 of the month?Your LifeYou are very optimistic and that's why you always enjoy life. You are giftedin entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You'll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.Your LoveSometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that youreally like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can't really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming andromantic.Is your birthday day 25 of the month?Your LifeYou are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will eventually bring you success.Your LoveYou adore y ur partner as the number one priority. You value your love one more than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potentialto get married young.Is your birthday day 26 of the month? Your LifeYou are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not theway you choose to live. Travelling is your favorite hobby because excitement is what you are after.Your LoveYou will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes andgoes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking around for the next oneIs your birthday day 27 of the month?Your LifeYou are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even when the matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being topessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind loving person.Your LoveYou will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may be. You are emanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend.Is your birthday day 28 of the month?Your LifeYou are a capable person but you usually underestimate your own ability.This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever.Your LoveYou are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before seeing any progress in love.Is your birthday day 29 of the month?Your LifeYou can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not yourinterest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you.Your LoveYou can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking intohis/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover. Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.Is your birthday day 30 of the month?Your LifeYou are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and funto be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but over all, they love your qualities.Your LoveYou want to have full control of your love and that's not a nice way totreat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainlyconfident which might take agesIs your birthday day 31 of the month?Your LifeYour emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in thenext. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously.Your LoveYou take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decidethat he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.

Mind Blowing Facts


  1. . Turtles have no teeth.
  2. 2. Prehistoric turtles may have weighed as much as 5,000 pounds.
  3. 3. Only one out of a thousand baby sea turtles survives after hatching.
  4. 4. Sea turtles absorb a lot of salt from the sea water in which they live. They excrete excess salt from their eyes, so it often looks as though they're crying.
  5. 5. Helium is a colourless, odourless, tasteless inert gas at room temperature and makes up about 0.0005% of the air we breathe.
  6. 6. Helium Balloon Gas makes balloons float. Helium is lighter than air and just as the heaviest things will tend to fall to the bottom, the lightest things will rise to the top.
  7. 7. Helium Balloon Gas makes balloons float. Helium is lighter than air and just as the heaviest things will tend to fall to the bottom, the lightest things will rise to the top.
  8. 8. Camels can spit.
  9. 9. An ostrich can run 43 miles per hour (70 kilometers per hour).
  10. 10. Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.
  11. 11. Dinosaurs didn't eat grass? There was no grass in the days of the dinosaurs.
  12. 12. Dolphins can swim 37 miles per hour (60 kilometers per hour).
  13. 13. A crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth? It cannot move. It cannot chew but its Digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail, Glass pieces, etc
  14. 14. Sharks are immune to disease i.e they do not suffer from any Disease.
  15. 15. Animals are either right- or left-handed? Polar bears are always left-handed, and so is Kermit the Frog.
  16. 16. Paris, France has more dogs than people.
  17. 17. New Zealand is home to 70 million sheep and only 40 million people
  18. .18. Male polar bears weigh 1400 pounds and females only weight 550 pounds, on average.
  19. 19. Bison are excellent swimmers? Their head, hump and tail never go below the surface of the water
  20. .20. There are 6 to 14 frogs species in the world that have no tongues. One of these is the African dwarf frog.
  21. 21. A frog named Santjie, who was in a frog derby in South Africa jumped 33 feet 5.5 inches.
  22. 22. The longest life span of a frog was 40
  23. . The eyes of a frog flatten down when it swallows its prey
  24. 24. The name `India' is derived from the River Indus
  25. 25. The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name `Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.
  26. 26. Chess was invented in India.
  27. 27. The' place value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India
  28. .28. The game of snakes & ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat.' The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices.
  29. 29. India has the most post offices in the world
  30. 30. 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH
  31. 31. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'
  32. .32. Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world
  33. 33. The' place value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India.
  34. 34. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
  35. 35. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start
  36. 36. Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
  37. 37. Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
  38. 38. The first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals? People walked it along
  39. 39. The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson. It was called the Rocket.
  40. 40. A cheetah does not roar like a lion - it purrs like a cat (meow).
  41. 41. The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'
  42. 42. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  43. 43. Ants don't sleep.
  44. 44. Dolphins usually live up to about twenty years, but have been known to live for about forty.
  45. 45. Dolphins sleep in a semi-alert state by resting one side of their brain at a time
  46. 46. A dolphin can hold its breath for 5 to 8 minutes at a time
  47. 47. Bats can detect warmth of an animal from about 16 cm away using its "nose-leaf"
  48. .48. Bats can also find food up to 18 ft. away and get information about the type of insect using their sense of echolocation.
  49. 49. The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
  50. . Cockroach: Can detect movement as small as 2,000 times the diameter of a hydrogen atom.
  51. 51. Dragonfly: Eye contains 30,000 lenses.
  52. 52. Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000 taste buds.
  53. 53. The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.
  54. 54. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  55. 55. Earth weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons
  56. 56. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
  57. 57. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere
  58. 58. Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy
  59. 59. The average woman uses about her height in lipstick every five years.
  60. 60. The first Christmas was celebrated on December 25,
  61. 61. AD 336 in Rome.
  62. 62. A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
  63. 63. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't
  64. 64. A rat can last longer without water than a camel can
  65. 65. About 10% of the world's population is left-handed
  66. 66. Dolphins sleep with one eye open
  67. 67. Snakes have no external ears. Therefore, they do not hear the music of a "snake charmer". Instead, they are probably responding to the movements of the snake charmer and the flute. However, sound waves may travel through bones in their heads to the middle ear
  68. .68. Many spiders have eight eyes.
  69. 69. The tongue of snakes has no taste buds. Instead, the tongue is used to bring smells and tastes into the mouth. Smells and tastes are then detected in two pits, called "Jacobson's organs", on the roof of their mouths. Receptors in the pits then transmit smell and taste information to the brain.
  70. 70. Birds don't sweat
  71. 71. The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft
  72. 72. Flamingo tongues were eaten common at Roman feasts
  73. 73. The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz
  74. 74. The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White it can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
  75. . The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called creosote bushes in the Mojave
  76. . Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water
  77. .77. A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die.
  78. 78. Along with its length neck, the giraffe has a very long tongue -- more than a foot and a half long. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue
  79. 79. Ostriches can kick with tremendous force, but only forward. Don't Mess with them
  80. 80. An elephant can smell water three miles away
  81. 81. If you were to remove your skin, it would weigh as much as 5
  82. . A hippopotamus can run faster than a man
  83. 83. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history
  84. 84. The world's known tallest man is Robert Pershing Wadlow. The giraffe is 5.49m (18 ft.), the man is 2.55m (8ft. 11.1 in.).
  85. 85. The world's tallest woman is Sandy Allen. She is 2.35m (7 ft. 7 in.).
  86. . The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
  87. 87. The blue whale is the largest animal on earth. The heart of a blue whale is as big as a car, and its tongue is as long as an elephant.
  88. 88. The largest bird egg in the world today is that of the ostrich. Ostrich eggs are from 6 to 8 inches long. Because of their size and the thickness of their shells, they take 40 minutes to hard-boil. The average adult male ostrich, the world's largest living bird, weighs up to 345 pounds
  89. .89. Every dolphin has its own signature whistle to distinguish it from other dolphins, much like a human fingerprint
  90. 90. The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons i.e. 50000 Kg at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons i.e. 150000 Kg
  91. .91. 90 % of all the ice in the world in on Antarctica
  92. 92. Antarctica is DRIEST continent. Antarctica is a desert
  93. 93. Antarctica is COLDEST continent, averaging minus 76 degrees in the winter
  94. 94. Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and it doesn't have a moon. Its atmosphere is so thin that during the day the temperature reaches 750 degrees, but at night it gets down to -300 degrees.
  95. 95. Jupiter is the largest planet. If Jupiter were hollow, you could fit 1000 earths inside! It is made up of gas and is not solid. The most famous feature on Jupiter is its Red Spot, which is actually an enormous hurricane that has been raging on Jupiter for hundreds of years! Sixteen moons orbit Jupiter.
  96. 96. Saturn is a very windy place! Winds can reach up to 1,100 miles per hour. Saturn is also made of gas. If you could find an ocean large enough, it would float. This planet is famous for its beautiful rings, and has at least 18 moons
  97. .97. Uranus is the third largest planet, and is also made of gas. It's tilted on its side and spins north-south rather than east-west. Uranus has 15 moons
  98. .98. Neptune takes 165 Earth years to get around the sun. It appears blue because it is made of methane gas. Neptune also has a big Spot like Jupiter. Winds on Neptune get up to 1,200 mile per hour! Neptune has 8 moons.
  99. 99. Pluto is the farthest planet from the sun... usually. It has such an unusual orbit that it is occasionally closer to the sun than Neptune. Pluto is made of rock and ice.1
  100. 00. Just about everyone listens to the radio! 99% of homes in the United States have a least one radio. Most families have several radios
  101. .101. Sound is sent from the radio station through the air to your radio by means of electromagnetic waves. News, music, Bible teaching, baseball games, plays, advertisements- these sounds are all converted into electromagnetic waves (radio waves) before they reach your radio and your ears.
  102. 102. At the radio station, the announcer speaks into a microphone. The microphone changes the sound of his voice into an electrical signal. This signal is weak and can't travel very far, so it's sent to a transmitter. The transmitter mixes the signal with some strong radio signals called carrier waves. These waves are then sent out through a special antenna at the speed of light! They reach the antenna of your radio. Your antenna "catches" the signal, and the radio's amplifier strengthens the signal and sends it to the speakers. The speakers vibrate, and your ears pick up the vibrations and your brain translates them into the voice of the radio announcer back at the station. When you consider all the places the announcer's voice travels
  103. 103. Every radio station has its own frequency. When you turn the tuning knob on your radio, you are choosing which frequency you want your antenna to "catch."
  104. 104. Mountain lions are known by more than 100 names, including panther, catamount, cougar, painter and puma. It's scientific name is Felis concolor, which means "cat of one color." At one time, mountain lions were very common!
  105. 105. The large cats of the world are divided into two groups- those that roar, like tigers and African lions, and those that purr. Mountain lions purr, hiss, scream, and snarl, but they cannot roar.
  106. . They can jump a distance of 30 feet, and jump as high as 15 feet. It would take quite a fence to keep a mountain lion out!
  107. 107. Their favorite food is deer, but they'll eat other critters as well. They hunt alone, not in packs like wolves. They sneak up on their prey just like a house cat sneaks up on a bird or toy- one slow step at a time. A lion can eat ten pounds of meat at one time! That's equivalent to 40 quarter-pounder hamburgers!
  108. 108. Queen ants can live to be 30 years old
  109. 109. Dragonflies can flap their wings 28 times per second and they can fly up to 60 miles per hour
  110. 110. As fast as dragonflies can flap their wings, bees are even faster... they can flap their wings 435 times per second
  111. 111. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
  112. 112. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
  113. 113. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day
  114. 114. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
  115. 115. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
  116. 116. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
  117. 117. Women blink nearly twice as much as men
  118. 118. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible
  119. 119. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.
  120. 120. More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
  121. 121. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand
  122. 122. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
  123. 123. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
  124. 124. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
  125. 125. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
  126. 126. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
  127. 127. Slugs have 4 noses
  128. .128. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
  129. 129. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end
  130. 130. More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
  131. 131. There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.
  132. 132. Abraham Lincoln's mother died when she drank the milk of a cow that grazed on poisonous snakeroot
  133. 133. After the death of Albert Einstein his brain was removed by a pathologist and put in a jar for future study.
  134. 134. Penguins are not found in the North Pole
  135. 135. A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
  136. 136. A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
  137. 137. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf
  138. 138. Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.
  139. 139. Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks
  140. 140. Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village"
  141. .141. 259200 people die every day
  142. .142. 11% of the world is left-handed
  143. 143. 1.7 litres of saliva is produced each day
  144. 144. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
  145. 145. The largest beetle in the Americas is the Hercules beetle, which can be 4 to 6 inches in length. That's bigger than your hand!
  146. 146. A full-grown male mountain lion may be 9 feet long, including his tail!
  147. 147. There are two kinds of radio stations: AM and FM. That's why there are two dials on your radio. AM is used mostly for stations that specialize in talking, such as Christian stations that have Bible stories and sermons; sports stations that broadcast live baseball and football games; and stations that specialize in news programs and "talk shows," where listeners call the station and discuss various topics. FM is used mostly for stations that specialize in music.
  148. 148. The average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English with just one pencil
  149. 149. The Wright Brothers invented one of the first airplanes. It was called the Kitty Hawk.
  150. 150. The worst industrial disaster in India, occurred in
  151. 1984 in Bhopal the capital of Madhya Pradesh. A deadly chemical, methly isocyanate leaked out of the Union Carbide factory killing more than 2500 and leaving thousands sick. In fact the effects of this gas tragedy is being felt even today.
  152. 151. Mars is nicknamed the "Red Planet," because it looks reddish in the night sky. Mars has 2 moons.
  153. 152. Venus is nicknamed the "Jewel of the Sky." Because of the greenhouse effect, it is hotter than Mercury, even though it's not as close to the sun. Venus does not have a moon but it does have clouds of sulfuric acid! If you're gonna visit Venus, pack your gas mask!
  154. 153. Tens of thousands of participants come from all over the world, fight in a harmless battle where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.

Fun With Name

Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (It's TRUE!!) PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.For Example : "VICTOR"V You have a very good physique and looks.I You are always smiling and making others smile.C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.

T You have an attitude, a big one.O You are very open-minded.R You are a social butterfly.============ =========

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people

.C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.

DYou have trouble trusting people.

E You are a very exciting person.

F Everyone loves you.G You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H You are not judgmental.

I You are always smiling and making others smile.

J Jealously

K You like to try new things.

L Love is something you deeply believe in.

M Success comes easily to you

.N You like to work, but you always want a break.

O You are very open-minded.

P You are very friendly and understanding.

Q You are a hypocrite.

R You are a social butterfly.

S You are very broad-minded

.T You have an attitude, a big one.

U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.

V You have a very good physique and looks.

W You like your privacy.

X You never let people tell you what to do

.Y You cause a lot of trouble

.Z You're always fighting with someoneSo,

now what your name stands for ????


Your Hand Writing Mean

If letters slant to the left: Indicates introspection and a lot of emotional control.

If letter slant to the right: Reveals a person who's outgoing, friendly, impulsive, and emotionally open.

If letters are straight up and down: The sign of someone who's ruled by the head, not the heart.

Letters that slant in more than one direction: Indicates versatility and adaptability.

An erratic slant: Usually means a lack of flexibility.

Heavy pressure writing (like you can feel the rib made on the back of the paper): The writer is agitated.

Moderate pressure (the writing is dark, but you can't feel the rib on the other side of the paper):

Shows ability to deal with stress.

Light pressure: Indicates someone who seems to take life in stride.

Tiny letters: Indicate the writer is has somewhat low self esteem but is intelligent.

Small letters: The hallmark of quiet, introspective types - they're generally detail-oriented and have good concentration.

Large letters: Sign of a confident, easygoing individual.

Huge letters: Indicate someone who's theatrical, usually loud, and needs to be the center of
attention at all times.

Wide letters (their width and height are about the same): The mark of someone who's open and friendly.

Narrow letters: Show someone who's somewhat shy and inhibited but very self-disciplined.

Letters that don't touch: Indicate an impulsive, artistic, sometimes impractical free thinker.

Some letters connecting: Means the writer's personality blends logic and intuition.

All letters making contact: The sign of someone who's highly cautious.

A curved first mark: Shows a person who's traditional and plays by the rules.

A straight beginning stroke: Reveals someone who's rigid and doesn't like being told what to do.

A final stroke straight across: The writer is cautious.

An end mark that curves up: Reveals generosity.

Perfect penmanship: The hallmark of a communicative person.

An indecipherable scrawl: Indicates a person who's secretive, closed-up and likes to keep his thoughts to himself.

21 Rules Of Life

1. Marry the right person . This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

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2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.
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3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
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4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
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5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.
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6. Be generous.
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7. Have a grateful heart.
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8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.
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9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
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10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
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11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.
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12. Commit yourself to quality.
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13. Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationship with people you love and respect.
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14. Be loyal.
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15. Be honest.
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16. Be a self-starter.
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17. Be decisive even it it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
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18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
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19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
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20. Take good care of those you love.
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21. Don't do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud.

Few Definations

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
ENJOY

Stupid Question & Sharp Answer

BOY : May I hold your hand?


GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...



GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??



BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.



MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?



MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.



HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty.

Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"One Student : "
Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."